Copyright © 2006 Sticky Pen
THE ROOFER A work of fiction
By Theo
I decided to have some work done on the roof of my house, and was checking the yellow pages for local roofers. Getting tired of making calls, I decided to take a drive into town to pick up some groceries. As luck would have it, I saw a group of guys roofing one of my neighbor’s houses. Not seeing any signs on any of the trucks, I decided to stop and see if there was a number I could call to get an estimate. One of the guys came over to me and handed me a card with the name “Fico’s Roofers” on it with a local number. Not giving a second thought to any of the guys working again, I went about my way to shop. When I got to the store, I thought it would be a good time to call and set up an appointment for an estimate. A gruff voice answered the phone
“Fico’s roofers. Phil here.”
” Yeah. I saw your guys working on my neighbor’s roof and I was wondering if I could get an estimate from you.”
After telling him where I lived, he said that he had to come out that way later that afternoon. I told him I would be home for the rest of the afternoon and he could stop by whenever he wanted.
Later that afternoon, as I was sitting on the back deck, I heard the doorbell ring. Jumping I quickly ran down the driveway around to the front of the house. On the porch was a behemoth of a man standing there looking in the sliding door.
“Hey. You must be from Fico’s Roofers,” I said standing at the bottom of the porch steps.
“Yep, that’s me. Phil Fico,” he said, extending his huge paw. Reaching out, I shook his hand in a firm but not as crushing of a grip as I had expected from him. “Sorry I got here so late, I decided to make you the last stop of the day.”
“No apology needed. Can I get you something cold to drink? Water, beer, iced tea?”
“Man, a cold beer would be great right now,” he said, wiping the sweat off his brow.
“Come on in.” He followed me around the house to the back door and into the kitchen where I opened the fridge and offered him his choice of imported beers.
“Grab what you want, ” I told him reaching in and grabbing a Moose head for myself. Walking around the outside of the house, I got a good chance to scope out this big hairy Italian man. He must have been in his late 40′s to early 50′s, about 6’3″ and certainly around 340 solid pounds. I was relishing the view of his white tee, stretched across his broad stomach, and his baggy jean shorts that would definitely show a nice view of his ass crack if he were to bend over. On top of his head he had a full head of black hair with gray sprinkled through it sort of in a shaggy 80′s style cut. It looked as if he hadn’t shaved in a few days by the thick stubble on his face and to top it all off, he had one of my favorite things, a uni-brow. One thick eyebrow going from one eye to the next. It really set off his deep-set dark eyes and gave him an almost evil appearance. Man, I would like to see this guy naked, but I didn’t think that it would be a possible thing because of the thick gold wedding band on his finger.
Walking around the house in the sun, I could see the sweat start to darken his white tee. It was almost 100 humid degrees this day. I enjoyed the heat, but someone of Phil’s size must surely be in desperate need of cool air.
When I saw that he was finished, I told him to come back in the house where I had the air conditioner on and it was much cooler.
Sitting down at the kitchen table, he began to write up his estimate. Without even asking, I grabbed another cold beer and opened it up and set it in front of him.
“Thanks,” he said, grabbing the bottle and draining almost half of it within seconds. “That sure hits the spot on a hot day like this.”
After he was finished writing, he slid his pad over to me and asked if he could use the john, and stating that beer travels right through him. I directed him to the bathroom down the hall, off the den area. As I did this, I wondered if I had taken out my latest issue of Grizzly. Well, maybe he would see it and . . . yeah right.
I was poring over his estimate and did not even hear him come back in the kitchen.
“You have a nice house here.”
“Thanks. You wanna see the rest of it?”
“Sure, if it aint a bother.”
“No problem at all,” I said standing up and starting my tour. We went up the stairs where I showed him the guest bedroom and the master bedroom. I have spent a lot of time decorating and have themes in each of the rooms. It was the master bathroom that impressed him though. He was quite taken with all the marble and the big walk in shower.
“Wow! All those heads right out of the wall. You could get every spot in here.”
“Yeah, it’s almost my favorite room.”
“Your wife must really like it too. I know mine would.”
“Not married.” I replied. I could see the look of surprise on his face.
“So, you did all this house yourself? “
“Sure did. Took a few years but I almost have it where I want it.”
“Looks complete to me. What more could you do?”
“Well, I have one more room that I’m working on, but I don’t think you would be interested in it.” That room was my playroom. I had all my sex toys and contraptions in it.
“Why wouldn’t I be interested in it? “
“You be the judge,” I said walking down to the end of the hall to a closed door. “Just don’t be shocked or pass judgment,” was all I said before opening the door. Opening the door, I stepped aside so that he could move his big bulk through.
“HOLY SHIT!” I didn’t respond as he stood there looking at things he had probably never seen before. He took a tentative step forward and just stood there mouth agape. “I ain’t never seen nuttin’ like this before. You use all this stuff?”
“Whenever I get a chance.”
“You find women that let you put them in these things? I thought that only happened in movies.”
I chuckled at his naiveté “Well, I don’t exactly invite women here.”
“Don’t tell me your one of them guys,” he said, waving a limp wrist around.
“I’m not one of those guys,” I said imitating his wrist motion, “but I am gay.”
“I didn’t mean no offense. I just didn’t think that you were um . . . um . . . a.. um gay.”
“No problem dude. Not many people know right off the bat. I don’t make an announcement of it, but I don’t hide it either. You have any questions,” I asked with a chuckle?
“Yeah. What is this thing?” He had walked over to a seat that looked like a potty chair for adults.
“Ahhhh. That is my favorite. Someone sits in that, naked of course, and you just lie under it and you can lick their ass with no problems. It’s called a rimming chair.”
“You actually do that?”
“Fuck yeah. Whenever I get a chance to have a nice hairy ass in that seat, I won’t say no.” I watched him as he took it all in, shaking his head and looking around. “You want to try it? I mean sit in it while I lick your ass.”
“I don’t know about all that. I ain’t never been with a guy before. Well, I got my dick sucked in the bookstore once, but that was the only time.”
“Well, you look around. I’m going to go grab a couple of beers. I’ll be right back.” Before he could even answer, I was almost halfway down the stairs. When I got back, I stood in the door with the two cold beers watching him. My seven inches was now straining against my jeans, looking at this big ape of a man handling my toys.
“Any more questions,” I asked, apparently startling him. He jumped and spun around toward me. I could see he had an obvious lump in his shorts at this point. Handing him another beer, I took the empty bottle from his hand and threw it into the garbage can in the corner. “Have a seat on the sofa over there and I’ll throw in a DVD that will show you how some of this stuff is used.”
“Uh, I gotta get going soon.”
“Your call, but I think you’ll find this one interesting. Heather Hunter is in it.”
“Oh man, that is one hot Black chick. I would love to fuck her.” Curiosity peaked, he sat on the sofa as I put in the DVD and started it. Standing a little to his left and slightly behind him, I watched as he adjusted himself through his shorts. I knew he was getting excited, and I was ready to go in for the kill. Leaning over the back of the sofa, I whispered in his ear that he was more than welcome to make himself comfortable. Upon saying that, I kicked off my sneakers and threw my tee shirt across the room. Hesitantly, he began to pull up his tee. He was as hairy as a gorilla, just like I like them. Another long swig of beer and his work boots were kicked off too. Knowing he was ready, I moved and knelt down in front of him, slowly pulling his socks off. As he intently watched the movie, I laid my head on his big hairy belly.
“I don’t know buddy. This don’t seem right to me.”
“Just relax Phil. If it gets to be too much for you, then I will gladly stop and nothing more will be said. By the way, you got the job. I want Fico’s Roofers to lay some tile for me, but I want Phil to lie back and let me do some work right now.” I moved my head down to his crotch, where I could feel his cock straining to get out, and buried my face in the denim. I could smell a nice musky scent wafting up through them and it only turned me on more. Opening my mouth, I began to suck and lick at the material where I knew his cock and balls were. Hearing him moan made me look up. He had thrown his head back and had his eyes closed.
“Let’s get these shorts off you,” I said kissing my way up his belly to his chest. There was so much hair. I almost couldn’t find his nipples. When I did though, all it took was one lick and it sent him into orbit.
“AHHHHHHHH FUCK ! That feels good.”
Pulling his big belly up some, I unsnapped his shorts and pulled down the zipper. Just as I expected, no underwear. Out flopped a fat Italian sausage. Uncut and leaking pre cum. I couldn’t wait to get my mouth on that, but I wasn’t going to rush things. I t was a beauty, about seven ½ inches and really fat. Looking up, I saw him looking down at me and smiling.
“You like that dick?”
“Fuck yeah man. I can’t wait to show you how much I like it.”
“Was’ stopping you,” he said, putting his big paw on the back of my head and pulling it toward his leaking cock.
“Want you naked man. I want to lick you all over.” Standing up, he dropped his shorts and stepped out of them. Looking up in awe at this 6’3″ Neanderthal of a man, I could hardly believe this was happening to me.
“What you waitin’ for,” I heard him say in a low, deep, voice. Waking from my trance, I buried my face in his massive hairy ball sac. The mucky aroma, and the feel of his hard meat against my forehead, was making me dizzy. I began to lick and slurp on his nuts for all I was worth. I was going to show this man what he had been missing his whole life. His moans of pleasure were telling me I was doing the job right. Licking my way up, I slowly worked my tongue magic up his fat shaft. I could hear him hiss as I got to the big mushroom head, still covered in a copious amount of foreskin. Just using my tongue, I worked my way inside of the skin, tasting a build up of pre cum. I licked and played around for a while until I knew it was driving him crazy. Opening my mouth as wide as I could, I began to work my way down his cock. It was a lot fatter than it looked and I had a little trouble working my way down.
“That’s it. Get all that fat dick.” I felt his meaty paw once again on my baldhead, helping me to swallow his entire length. This man is going to choke me. I thought to myself. Just when I thought my jaw was going to come unhinged, he pulled his cock all the way out.
“You keep that up, and I’m going to be cumming real soon,” he said, rubbing his cock head across my lips.
“Why don’t you have a seat back on the sofa and let me work on you some more?” Plopping down hard, he spread his massive legs and waved his hard cock at me.
“Come and get it,” he said, laughing like a little kid. “You know you want to suck this fat cock. Make me feel good.”
I had something else on my mind at that point. I wanted to bury my face in his big hairy ass. I really wanted to have him sitting on my face, but I wasn’t going to rush things. I began by licking his balls. There was no way I was going to get both of them in my mouth at one time, so I settled for licking and rubbing them all over my face. When I began to lick underneath them, I could hear him groan deep and loud. He also spread his legs a little wider, letting me know that I had the “go ahead.” It didn’t take him long to realize that I wanted to get my tongue on his asshole and as far up it as I could. Sliding do…
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